Fucking, seriously!!!! I plug away all day behind computers and servers and wallow in the misery that is IT professional. I stare in envy at my silver queen in the parking lot just begging for my attention.

Damn you!

I speak from experience... So many times I’ve checked out something that is very popular and find out that they suck or is definitely a fad. It doesn’t matter really if its popular or not, I always give it a shot, I may have the mindset that it’s gonna suck but if it doesn’t I end up liking it. My preconceived notion…

I was skeptical of this guy at first because everyone was talking about him, I usually hate something that everyone talks about, ahem ‘yanni or laurel’. I decided to give him a chance and watch an episode of Jeopardy with him in it and I was completely blown away, this dude is awesome! Very excited for this, hopefully…

I just want a glass of the pork ‘natural juices’ please!

Not able to complete a full, legible sentence while staying focused on one topic? Trump

Yes, I think this though in my mind almost daily. I’m no one special but I do have a brain that works and I think pretty much rationally in my daily decisions.

As ugly as this car is I really want it for some odd reason. Something about the old boxy nissan/infinitis.

Yep! This chick is the worst to deal with.

I honestly could not have said it better. The employees are mildly passive-aggressive in most cases. And they really are crafty about how they avoid customers.... same shit happens at Lowes.

Dude, the idea of an electric car is to not have to put ‘hydrocarbons’ in it. I don’t want to fill my car with gasoline and plug it in too. It’s gotta be one or the other.

I can’t wait until Cadillac’s Supercruise starts showing its flaws....Oh wait, no one buys the CT6.

I commonly get sick of my cars, I generally own them for about 4-5 years before moving on to something new. I had an 07 wrx which I convinced myself I was sick of, sold it and bought my Dad’s 09 Volvo s80 3.2. That car was really nice to drive but it just needed like 50 more hp. Got sick of that, then bought my…

These annoy me just as much as the stick figure family stickers.

This is hilarious, btw, where the hell has Torch been?

Good lord the want is so strong!

“Voting Trump and buying FCA are similar experiences. You do it because it promises something different and exciting from the status quo, but after a year and a half everything is broken and you’re left wishing that you’d chosen something else.”

I did 45 miles 1 way every day for 11 years in stop and go with a manual. you should see the size of my left thigh.

so much true

“He claimed there was one turbo on the intake, and one turbo on the exhaust.”