If that was my kid, he would lose that iPad. I don't buy you expensive electronics if you can't respect them properly.

I would venture to say that they are not called aglets very often because people very rarely refer to them at all. That is unless you are in the shoelace biz.

Salted peanut. Some fat (ok more than some), but you get protein which satiates you for longer than carbs.

For a home office I would rather get a real one to take care of the whole house. For a corporate office, the safety folks would come down rather hard on this ghetto solution.

I more often say "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia""

The problem with this theory is that the CEO's contract is decided by the board. Which is made up of the CEO's golfing buddies.

Studies have shown that people often judge prettier people as more intelligent.

Reminds me of the saying "Democracy is a terrible way to run a government, but all the other ways are worse."

Like all things, coffee can be made easily and cheaply. You can get a decent cup without a $700 dollar machine.

It's probably not PID-controlled it's most likely PI controlled. But 99% of the people who read this won't know what the heck a PID controller is or why you would want one.

It wasn't actually a troll, but ok. Clearly it isn't up to me how people use the internet, otherwise there would be far fewer cat videos and a Snopes check would be required before the forward button was enabled.

If you can't tell, why do you care?

If you are getting important messages over Facebook, you're doing it wrong.

I wonder if the Donald is going to use this trick to decide if he wants to run for president.

I want to know if there is a place where I can read the emails to Justin. I am almost certain they are funny as hell.

This calls for an XKCD!

How do you bolt that laser thing down so it doesn't walk away in the middle of the night?

How many NERF related fatalities were there last year?

For some things names don't matter much. TVs for instance, hardly any brags about a TV other than its size. Often people don't even talk about the brand, nevermind the model.

Why can't you scan the barcode on the screens? All of my loyalty cards are scanned from the screen.