So an emulsion of vegetable oil and water versus an emulsion of mineral oil (or glycerin) and water. This doesn't seem all that revolutionary, other than you'll smell like a deli versus sandlewood.

The limitations of Facetime seem stupid considering that Skype doesn't have them.

Okay, it will most likely never happen, but preparing for one apocalypse is much like preparing for any apocalypse. So while it is fun to think about zombies, the lessons learned are mostly transferable to floods, tornadoes, rabid dogs, etc.

Because Sand People always ride single file to hide their numbers.

Is there a reason to have a dedicated one? My phone seems to do the job.

One assume the tether power is still there. And the rotors that launched it would kick in.

Why is it that in almost every QR solution, plain text works better? Business cards are about the only thing that is improved by QR codes.

I put similar sized lids in a closet. I find I hardly ever have to lid many pans at once.

I can't tell you home many times I've tried to voice dial and failed.

My wife and I admitted to each other that we did that. Although we met on Match, so I guess it should have been expected. Her name turned up a porn star, my name turned up a European musician.

Most things on the pictured desk wouldn't fit in a breadbox

Think about a loaf of bread. Now think about a box you would store it in. There ya go, now you know the approximate size.

I vote for FARK. It's like having your own army of shut ins combing the bad, scary, ugly corners of the web. They do put up the important stuff, and you always know what the morning Zoo is going to talk about during drive time.

Vote: FARK

I am adult and all, but I still don't want to share with my Mom (or my kids) that I am listening to Hot White Cum. It just feels like TMI

No it didn't. Verizon is top in three, AT&T is top in three. One of those is Bill Copy, which I actually consider a good thing.

Are you saying a zombie flu virus infects you? From what I understand, it is not possible to get the flu from the vaccine.

I'd put hinges on the back and allow it to fold up.

Sadly, nothing is politics free anymore. People can and will make a political case out of literally anything.

Anyone who has ever had to deal with an admin knows this. They can be the most petty people in the world if you don't suck up to them enough.