I agree with everything on that graphic except the salt. Most of those substitutions are switching an item for its constituent ingredients.

I always try to push the thermometer also. I try to tell people that cooking by time is like driving by time. If I say take a left after driving ten minutes, then drive five more minutes and go right. It's a good guideline, but if you follow it precisely, you won't get where you want to go.

sudo -> pseudo

He is a troll (or at least a one note piano). He says that in every single thread, in keeping with his handle.

I will not encourage any more childhood raping. Mr. Lucas made a classic the first time out, I hate him for trying to "improve" it.

Gah, if I get grease stains on my shirt because the idiot before cooked bacon with the iron, I would be ready to KILL.

How does a QR code improve over a simple text list that any human can read?

Do people still buy cookbooks? Every recipe I ever need is out there on the internet somewhere. Generally a 100 different versions of it.

If you only get 100 translations wouldn't it be easier and cheaper just to get those written down and stored on the phone?

Never gonna happen. Every one of those sports channels have the fan base to say "if we are not included in basic, you get nothing" So the cable companies include them and charge you for it.

What's wrong with a towel?

Drinks - meh, most people I know don't want a mixed drink beyond "something and soda"

I always love to look at these beautiful desktops and think about doing something like that myself. In the end I find them impractical. I have a clock, if I interested in the weather I would rather go to a sight where I can drill down for more info. I rarely look at my desktop, something is generally open almost…

"it turns out if you're volunteering to help others and not yourself, it might help you live longer" I am caught in an awful conundrum, now.

One becomes a leader. Someone being born a leader is one of the most destructive myths of literature. Leadership is never thrust upon someone because they were born special. It is a volunteer gig, you have to want it and you have to work for it.

Some people are gross in the bathroom. I wouldn't want a stranger anywhere near mine for less than $100

Shaving soap and a brush, it comes in a plastic or wooden bowl. Doesn't take any longer once you get used to it. Smells nicer too.

So is this thing just a summation of the Hive Five stuff? Or is this going to be devs hawking their wares?

It has got to reduce quality. Otherwise I would do it over and over and over again until I had the entire universe shrunk to 3 bits.

Well, if I need a new machine it's not worth it to me. I was just curious how tough it was to get started.