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Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
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There's no such thing as too much 90's sci-fi-ish TV.

Old metal Cylons or new hot girl Cylons?

Another Flora Segunda novel! So excited! More excited about that than all the others combined!

Back when the Metreon first opened, The Night Kitchen was my favorite place to grab some food. Evil Tortie's Dad preferred the Mobieus Airtight Garage, but for me it was the Night Kitchen. I was sad when they took all that down.

I didn't find the effect any worse than a lot of the effects they have on the show, so I liked it.

We look exactly how you'd expect us to look. Over-excited group of nerds. Trust me, it'll be obvious.

I don't even know if you'd be able to use passes for Avengers. They always say for the big movies NO PASSES OR DISCOUNTS.

Mom is a good excuse. Having to transfer on the BART b/c it's Sunday evening is not. What's so hard about getting off the train, standing around for 10 minutes, and then getting on another train? I do it all the time, even by myself and I'm a girl.

I can't come either! I would have to stiff my BFFs! Unless you make this, like, a mandatory staff meeting.

DAMMIT!

And speaking of rural vampires, there was that one X-Files episode where M&S ran into the trailer park vampires — one of whom (the pizza kid) was compelled to eat the sunflower seeds that Mulder spilled. Exactly as the author of this essay wants.

I think that's something everyone sensible of any political persuasion can agree on.

She probably still developed some muscles back in the day and might be kinda magic-y still.

Granny's a werewolf.

Not "exotic" enough, I guess. And maybe Chinese astronomers use the Western constellations nowadays?

You say "minor comfort", I say "definite must-have". Going down the hall for a shower is one thing, but in the middle of the night, I best be able to stumble straight along a flat surface for a short distance to get to the toilet.

Still rather have them than a Power Bar. My brother and I ate them all the time. Compared to today's junk food, they're probably super-wholesome — at least they probably had real sugar instead of HFCS.

I ate them regularly. They were delicious. Chocolatey goodness.

Especially Simon Pegg. Looks like a kid wearing grown-up clothes.

Yeah, it's a little weird that the movie's set in the Highlands but all the actors have Lowland (particularly Glasgow) accents.