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Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
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I would wear most of these outfits. Cute, and actually look like the heroes. Heck, you could do the Hulk one with clothes you could find anywhere.

These guys have watched too much anime.

Super-cute. I'd like to see more of this as well.

Can we have monocles too? Pleeeeease!

All those buff guys singing about their awesome wangs, and showing them... yeah, I liked it. It has a budget of about $4.99 and a lot of the acting is terrible, but the men are such eye candy.

I would join. But can I have an elaborate hairstyle instead of a mustache? (I'm a girl)

That's actually a perfectly understandable reaction.

I've given up correcting native English speakers about this — they don't listen! At least you care.

No, the key is separate bathrooms.

Descendants.

Have you ever been to Phoenix in the summer? I think he did convert correctly.

I love that guy. He was the first thing I thought of when I saw this headline. His Mary Worth coverage is also stellar.

I award you another star for this perfect idea.

"One Friday, Without the Milk", is gripping and moving, with an unexpected ending.

I bought some skinny jeans two sizes too big. Voila. That's what I'd do here too, and put on some more walkable shoes. Possibly a big shiny necklace for parties.

Yep, it's small and leggy — coyote.

It's the (actual, serious) objection R.O.A.C.H. has to these guys (as opposed to our World Domination plans).

I suspect this guy is too stupid to qualify for any of those positions.

Most of the shoes are HIDEOUS.

I outwitted them by buying skinny jeans two sizes larger than my regular jeans. They still have the skinny sillhouette, but they don't squish my guts.