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Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
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Because bewbs?

I hope Frjtz is able to relocate before then.

Reamde gets more ludicrous and less about the cool game stuff as it goes on, so I think you made the right call. By the 3rd or 4th time the niece almost escaped from the bad guys, I was so over it.

I love starch. I could live on bread and potatoes, probably.

The hologram Admiral is 1000% better than Hit Girl. Ziggy says there's a 99% probability that this list is wrong.

Naw, in that case, Skinner is clearly the sidekick to the two of them.

I like the reconstructed woman's dress.

Oktoberfest, I presume?

Hee! Twitter is a parallel universe to our own. I LOL, Neil.

If you didn't already have a star, this would get you one.

Ugg didn't learn that hitting with club discouraged second date?

Technically it's easy to do that nowadays, but getting all the rights and permissions is going to be an expensive nightmare.

YES on the game part being what I wanted from "Reamde" and didn't get. Cline has out-Stephensoned Stephenson in this book.

This is a wonderful book for that reason — it goes on only as long as it needs to.

I don't even remember the real world part, other than the hero's trailer being blown up. I read the book in November or December, and I've read a bunch more since then, so it's kinda fuzzy.

Wildebeest sex, duh.

Gardner's got talent, though. His "Cineverse Cycle" of books is still some of my favorite.

Superman IV had good intentions. BE, not so much.

Does our "winner" get to be in a runoff with the Jezebel winner of Sex Act vs. Chocolate?

What you said is what I was thinking.