You'd think that Smith would have noticed something was wrong right away, given his propensity to check down.

I see the problem right here. Brigham himself was playing for the wrong team and started the whole ruckus.

To hell with this story. I want fried eggs and toast now. (Not really. Good story. But yummy picture.)

In this single moment, Clausen is displaying more emotion than Cutler has in his entire life.

Headlights instead of fenders

These things that have seemed to materialize on every 7th car on the road since their creation:

Where was the semen? I really was expecting semen!

Unless you count the whole securities fraud thing.

Reliant Robin

Peel P50. 4.2hp, baby

Benz Patent Motorwagen

Allegedly.

"8. The one with the superfluous clip"

At least the local ABC affiliate gets it...

This is like the 4th Cutler/Bears post today.... Can't you just combine them all so we don't have to reuse all these anti-vaccine, high concussion, diabettes jokes/puns. YOU'RE TAKING US DEADSPINNERS TO THE LIMIT.

As a Broncos fan, I still think he can eat a bag of dicks.

Cutler throws out compliment to reporter. Misses by five yards.

95% of people's problem with Jay Cutler can be summed up by that line from THE WEATHERMAN:

Report: Chris Conte "confused and uncomfortable" over Cutler benching, where he is, what day it is, bright light