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Lifted bro-truck flipping? What a surprise.

What is funny: how every time I see a commenter humorlessly call someone out for being unfunny, and I click his name, his comments never include anything funny. Ever.

That's not a prediction.

The light bulb demo was most impressive.

"Hot damn am I lucky, not a scratc—- OH MY BACK! MY NECK! Oh it hurts so bad! I think I broke my Femur! OooOOoo the other leg hurts now, I probably broke both Femurs! And my ankles. Somebody call Ron and tell him Ill try to go with all these broken Femurs and ankles but I should probably sit out the rest of the year…

Who is Cam Newton and why does anyone care?

Can't do the Superman celebration while driving, please keep both hands on the wheel.

uh

But it was on Twitter, so it has to be true.

If he came out of this uninjured, it'd be a Festivus miracle. He was injured when he got into the truck.

Both broken legs is totally false I have been told. They first report that said that didnt even have his car right, they said it was a bmw or somethjng.

Not even his worst drive of the season.

Start the meme. Incredibly photogenic accident victim

Is he playing this weekend or not? I have to know if I should put in Jay Cutler instead.

Operator: 911, what's your emergency?

I just spotted an advantage to the bro trucks, they are much safer (To me) than normal SUV's as they will just use my car as a flip ramp rather than stop me dead in my tracks.

Bro-truck karma.

What car was he driving? Hard to make out with all the illegal tints.

If they called a tow it means its not life-threatening.