It says a lot about how hopeless it is to be a bears fan when somone actually says out loud they wish they had been born a Packers fan. That's the real story here.

The answer to every engine swap question is Starlet.

There's really only one option here...

"They yell 'Bears suck', you yell 'Cowboys suck'; They throw beer in your eyes, you get stabbed - that's the Chicago way!"

I'm all for a good ribbing, but these injuries are some serious shit.

Cop: "Who stabbed you?"

He was actually stabbed 10 times, 9 times in the back by the cowboys fan and once in the heart by the bears.

White people everywhere are outraged at this blatant display of race discrimination.

1A. Cat, domesticated

I NEED a HellCaravan.

Wut? Travis asked about the car, not the trip.

I've been on this site too much. You're talking about a turbocharged 996 and a Ferrari 360... and I mentally latch onto the Mitsubishi Space Wagon.

See now THIS is how you handle a recall. You catch it early enough before it costs people lives and money.

Thankfully the hero killed the thug in this instance. It doesn't always happen. (referring to Michael Brown, not Eric Garner. What happened to Garner was terribly and in my opinion criminally wrong)

That's not my point. Why do people go absolutely insane over a white person killing a black person, but not a word is said about a black person killing a white? Last I checked, before the indictment verdict, people were flipping their shit because a white police officer killed a black kid. It had nothing to do with…

you don't need a lot of muscle when you have an 80+ pound weight advantage to throw around. you understand why they have weight classes in boxing, wrestling, ufc, etc, right?

Everytime someone writes another article about how the entire country is racist, whites are privileged, and "the system" is Fascist, it gives another young black man a reason to believe that he can't succeed in this country, and an entire race of people to blame for it. If you care about helping black people then why…

Stop using Michael Brown as a hero. He wasn't.

This might be one of the most asinine, arrogant, judgmental, bullshit articles I've ever read... including articles about Kardashians and why I should care about them. The police have one of the most difficult, least appreciated jobs on this planet. Yes they have power, and yes that power can be abused by a tiny…

Oh come on already.