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Thus it begins in earnest. I’m in it to win it all night. This will by second to last sober post. I love you all. proud to say Mrs. Court and her hubby Mr. Court voted straight Democrat on our North Carolina overseas ballots. I feel a real part of this, with NC being a prime time player in this election. Fuck Trump

Someone painted, “pumpkin spice is people” outside my starbucks.

Oh my god I forgot about that. We’re gonna need a full post commemorating all of these Michelle moments in January as we say goodbye to the Obama White House. Her splendor must be celebrated properly.

Grim Reaper: “Aw come on, I took Antonin Scalia, Phyllis Schalfly, and that Chick tracts dude. Isn’t that enough?”

Except that Nicaraguan refugees like here are exactly like the Cuban refugees.

I can’t in good conscience vote for Trump either, so I’ll be voting for my nana.

“Yeah, Republican men telling women, including fellow conservative women, to sit down and shut up has been another theme in this election since forever.”

Amy Schumer and lame-ass White Feminism strikes again. And while y’all are going to clutch your pearls about this today (as you should), you’ll be right back to caping for her in a few days.

They both bought property on White Feminist Island and don’t check their mail very often.

Bumble Fumble Leaves B. Spears Humbled

I love Michelle Obama so much. She’s so graceful and smart and badass. I’m sad that they’re leaving. *sobs*

Who is this guy? WTF.

She may be Slovenian, but apparently she lives in Stockholm.

Because his supporters are different than Mitt and Gore’s. They don’t care about his terrible behavior because either they approve of it or they’re too busy being angry at Hillary and modern America.