Listen, guy. Austrailians get that accent. That outweighs anything else you have to deal with. Watch any decent-looking Austrailian guy in an American nightclub. He needs an umbrella. I don’t want to hear any complaining about stereotypes.

I’m so excited! I’m expecting a show that’s like Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives if the host wasn’t a human genital wart.

This meme about Vin Scully being a Giants fan has to stop. He belongs to Los Angeles and the Dodgers. Those are the games he called for 67 years. Not the Giants. The Dodgers.

I’ve been using the Elephant Wallet N3D in black aluminum for about a year and a half and it hasn’t failed me so far. I like the aluminum because it’s about the size and shape of a cell phone so it evens out my pockets. They make other models I haven’t tried but when the band on this wallet wears out I might try it.…

I’ve been using the Elephant Wallet N3D in black aluminum for about a year and a half and it hasn’t failed me so…

I’m also skeptical of Palantir’s motivations and commitment to civil liberties.

Don’t worry Ashley, just tell them that you got Mike Pence mixed up with Hunter Pence and you thought it was sports.

The Jets have QB issues. In other news, water wet, pope catholic.

Doesn’t matter. With Belichick at the helm, you could throw Geno Smith in there and Belichick would make him look like Joe fucking Montana.

Thank you for not embedding the buttfumble.

Came here to post this

Cue the article from Ellie or Joanna about how Sasson was committing apartheid because he threw that poor Egyptian to the mat, it was a disproportionate response, and the Egyptian is right because he lost and the Israeli didn’t.

It’s interesting that you quote J.R.R. Tolkien. I do not think he would have preferred life to be prolonged in that manner. For one thing, in his stories the Elves are jealous of men for being able to die. They even call it “The Gift of Men”. Also there’s this exchange: