Right! Mine have the habit of going “If I can’t go down, or up, or forward...I must go SIDEWAYS!” and try to bust out the arm holes.

So Selig was keeping the legacy of douchebag Rep. Aaron Schock going (he of the Downton Abbey-themed congressional office)...

This is outrageous, and illegal. Political appointee trying to get away with illegal actions. I’ve have stayed at the Ritz Carlton on several occasions on the taxpayer’s dollar. How? Because the Ritz honors the federal per diem rate when space is available. Instead of $800 a room, it’s whatever the local per diem is,…

Want support for your boobs? Buy a smaller size.

Stuff like this is why I love you, Ellie.

If you're lucky enough to have one where you're the center of attention they're rad. But sometimes it's just too much coordination and I don't find waiting my turn fun at all.

You know what’s funny is that you are putting the onus of starting a conversation solely on Mr. Beckham. Did it ever occur to you that Ms. Dunham could have simply started a conversation with Mr. Beckham rather than pretend that she could read his mind?

I apologize for making you do that. Have a drink and tell them to put it on my tab.

*googles*

Also shutting up the haters of The Dark Knight Rises.

Slam dunk. This news made my day. The ‘show-mance’ was a total publicity stunt designed to get them both more press, and it blew up in their faces. First Kim/Kanye brought the receipts to reveal her to be a lying manipulative ‘victim,’ the romance made Hiddleston fans flee their beloved Loki, now Tom is out of the…

lol for real. literally no one believes that shit.

Is this shade? Do we need a shade court ruling?

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

this makes me incredibly happy

I really feel this ad is remiss for not including Freelee the Banana Girl.

And I *JUST* got engaged Sunday evening. FUCK! I knew I should’ve held out a little longer...

That second one is amazing. I snorted.

I’m going to call bullshit on that divorce contract, at least the way its described by Radar. You can’t use a divorce contract as a DND like that. It would be unenforceable. Also, you can’t negotiate child support this way: “I’ll give you the child more support if the mother does this.” This is nonsense.

We removed quite a few comments on this post; we don’t usually do that but it’s a very slow evening and several of these were rather mean-spirited. I would assume these are what our guy here was responding to.