You DO realize she looks that great due to liposuction and breast implants, right? (FWIW—it is no secret, she openly admitted to both in an interview a few years back).

It DOESN’T MATTER how smart you think you are when you buy your insurance. I am here to tell you, no matter what you choose, if you get severely sick, you insurance WILL fuck you over, and will actively find ways to charge you more or deny you coverage. I learned it the hard way. I got severely sick with a…

My BF was severely concussed after a fall while dancing (dance can be pretty brutal a sport too!). He was unconscious for about a minute. After, he kept asking me the same questions over and over, for days, like the guy in Memento. We would be talking on the phone, and he would ask if I had eaten dinner yet, then 5…

I only wish physician specialists were as competent as some NP’s I have seen! Unfortunately, when you have a very serious condition, you are stuck trotting from one MD specialist to another—I was misdiagnosed by not one, not two, but SIX neurological specialists (including one in the ER) for a very serious condition.…

My sister worked at a blood donation center in San Francisco. Gay men donated blood ALL THE TIME. How? They lied on the screening test, and the staff (many of whom were GLBT) looked the other way. Why? Because it is a stupid rule, and there was a blood shortage. This happened over 15 years ago. No one is conducting a…

“After being verbally, physically abused and raped, I dated him for two more months. It’s not simple.”

No separated at birth. Miss Colombia had a bit of plastic surgery to look the way she does now.

Here is a great article about muzzles, and has some suggestions for training with muzzles to acclimate you pet to them. There is also a discussion of the benefits and draw-backs of various muzzle choices. You will probably have to try a couple different ones to see which you dog can tolerate best. I think the key is…

I got a heated blanket (there is no heat or insulation in the walls of the apartment and it is freezing cold on the West coast this year), and prescription reading glasses to replace my broken-and-glued-together ones. And I am snug under my blanket with glasses so I can see my books and the computer screen, and I…

I’m really really sorry. I had a pet that was un-trainable when it came to human interaction. She would erratically revert to fear-based behavior when stressed. It sucks when an otherwise awesome pet has a rally deeply ingrained fear-habit of biting when feeling overwhelmed by a situation. It is a natural response,…

Just say thank you for all the gifts.

Wow. I would storm their room and tell them both they are selfish inconsiderate assholes for not acting like fucking adults and realizing that their bickering is ruining Christmas for all of you, and moreover that they should get back together because they are both rotten-hearted and clearly only deserve each other.…

I had surgery for a herniated disk (way beyond bulging)—and I am in my mid-thirties. BEST decision I ever made. The difference in pain level and ability to move was immediate and dramatic. The anticipation of the surgery is much worse than the surgery itself, which was a breeze. The pain after surgery was really…

YES, EXACTLY the point of my first response. Dude you were with totally stepped over a line because he did not communicate his need before-hand. Which is why I think it is a bit of a red flag, his inability to communicate his desires and needs ahead of time. If someone pulled that on me, I’d probably tell him to stop…

LOL, you don’t have much experience with the kinky community. Lots of folks would accommodate such a request and not bat a single eyelash (though they may crack a smile). Nothing new under the sun. Communication is key.

I am in a BDSM/Kink relationship, one that involved saying some pretty nasty thinks in play to get each other off (I like it as much as my partner does). But trust me, we talked about it openly and at length before we hit the hay together. The fact he kind of sprang it at you during the act is super selfish, immature…

I had really back acne all the way into my thirties, I hoped for all of my 20s it would just go away. It didn’t. Over the counter stuff and home remedies just dis not work and only made my skin really dry with acne.

Bullet dodged. He sounds like a douche-canoe.

DO you charge him rent? Because you really should. Like, write up a rental agreement. If he eats the food you buy, you charge him for it. If he sleeps in a room, you charge him rent for the room. If he borrows your computer, charge an hourly rate. If he does not pay, he does not get to use, eat or live there. It does…

Seconding ASOS.com. They have a petite line (I Love their tall line). Always have sales, and even the stuff not on sale is really reasonable. Tons and tons of pretty dresses. Pretty fast shipping too.