JET FUEL CANT THROW BEER!!!

The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.

Ditto

CCL. You mean AC...wait...I get it! CCL! Fancy-Dog anatomy joke! +1 for canine esoterica.

Janet is 0 out of 2 of those things, but thankyou. 

Racist bullshit double-standard! If a white player used the n-word they’d be...oh wait, Richie Incognito is a Raider, you say? Carry on.

I prefer “blanco niño” myself

I have one request: Make the hat photo the Tom Brady photo forever, but just make it a little bit bigger every time.

Amazing, from Wikipedia: “From a review of historical depictions of the figure, it has been identified that the Giant’s current large erection is, in fact, the result of merging a circle representing his naval with a smaller penis during a 1908 re-cut: the navel still appears on a late 1890's picture postcard.”

“Hand this team a million red flags and Reid will just throw them all on the field within the first five minutes of a half.”

10/10, would DVR

She is a walking bucket and underrated defender. All around great player. 19/8/2 with a shooting slash of 51/41/97. Healthy and they win it all.

Its super old at this point, but I still believe that Allie Brosh’s pain scale is way more accurate.

“I for one would like it if people stopped thinking about my safety.”

Or try using context and common fucking sense, like everyone else who read my comment managed to do, before jumping to a bizarrely incorrect conclusion.

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan! I spit hot fire, mon!

“50th Consecutive Jets First Round Draft Pick is Determined to Bust.”

Egg on his FACE? No wonder he didn’t succeed.

Shove it, with your post-modern exclusive anti-essentialist arguments, which allows for indefinite plausible deniability concerning any attempt at social critique. goddamn solipsist.