They aren’t called medians. They are called neutral ground

I never lied about my height and only listed my barefoot height on the basketball roster. Which pissed off the guys trying to get scouts to notice them when somehow the 6'5" guy was taller than the reportedly 6'8" guy.

15 players on a roster, 6 fouls per player. 10 players fouled out and 5 players with 5 fouls = 85 fouls to give. After that you can continue fouling without losing another player because you must have 5 players on the court no matter what you just accumulate technical fouls toward the team. This is doable.

Red Ass Redemption

A Baker’s Moochy?

I thought they were planning to make it a movie, then 9/11 happened and that put the end to that

To be fair you don’t throw your rookie QB out with that shit-ass WR corps. You let Eli flame out and then when they get healthy/unsuspended you let the rookie play

I had an interesting perspective as I walked the halls of a New Orleans hospital today during the game. Every single person who watched the game (95% of patients) were very self-righteous in their anger at the referees. If that TD had counted, they’d have won the Super Bowl.

Sagehens were evidently really ridiculous birds too! Cecil looks great though 

I think it is more so when he makes a Taco Tuesday podcast and makes merchandise with term “Taco Tuesday” he cannot be sued. It is actually a fairly smart idea and I wonder how many other “ridiculous” trademark attempts are actually just ensuring no one can come after them down the line

I am as tired as I am after a call week heading into the call weekend to start my call week. Send help.

Here’s to retiring young as I stare into the cold abyss that is call weekend

chirp chirp motherfucker!

You do realize that you are basically telling me that I am fictional?

They just Milkshake Duck’d a horse

Yeah, big hitter just means “waiting for a flag an/or serious injury” on any given play

Just textbook form on that whiff of a tackle by the “big hitter”. Face down, staring at grass, crown of helmet aimed at target, feet leaving the ground. *chef’s kiss*

So he wanted to go to the Patriots because they are good and it would burn the Steelers, the Steelers said no, Rosenhaus is his agent, he has a series of bizarre issues that culminate in a demand to be cut, he gets cut, a camera crew following him around happens to catch him finding out and he starts cheering and…