This totally explains Zach Morris now

Bacon?

You think he grabbed his sweater to keep his head from hitting the ice? They grab sweaters to keep the guy close enough to punch again while they’re sliding around on skates

No, see it was clever because that produce was Wayne Campbell himself! /s

The one thing he does that definitely helps his health is abstain from alcohol. His brother was an alcoholic. That is the only thing he does that is positive for his health. You’d expect him to be extremely unhealthy on a medical exam (and maybe he is but we get fed the usual lies). However, genetics are a hell of a…

Reading that makes me wish Kathy Johnson Clarke was my coach ... in any sport really. In anything. Just a wonderful perspective on what athletics can and should be for young athletes that also should be learning lessons about life through their sport. Just shows how the humanity can be there in competitive sports. It…

he’s caught 2 bats though...

You’re actually quite wrong on “healthcare costs pay for other healthcare costs.” The non-profit hospitals take the brunt of the cost, but they do get money from the government to care for Medicaid and uninsured patients (ie your tax dollars at work), it just doesn’t cover nearly the full costs. Given that the…

It is cheaper to feed, house, and provide free medical care to the homeless than it is to do what we are currently doing. Do you know the expense of an emergency room bill? A hospital bill? Who pays for that? The American tax payer. If a percentage of the population is willing to live on the bare basics of sustenance…

NOLA does need Korean taco trucks. And regular taco trucks. 

He’s 5’7” and talented. He will get drafted in NFL and get one shot at being a starting QB. He’ll make better money initially as an NFL QB and if he succeeds as a starting QB he will make more than he’d make in MLB (if he made the majors and unless he becomes Altuve). If he gets benched or cut, I don’t see teams…

His name is White Walker?

At least it wasn’t Fournier’s

that makes a baker’s dozen

Classic Schottenheimer season  no matter the Schottenheimer.

Where is “did cocaine with prostitute, used penis pump and constriction ring, then decided to do heroin before intercourse. Fell asleep with constriction ring still in place. Prostitute left. Found 6 hours later with gangrene of penis”?

That’s a wax statue of Jim Irsay. Change my mind.

He got elbow deep, into the crease, before he pulled out!

I’m a size 15-16 (depending on the maker and style). I couldn’t be a sneakerhead if I wanted