We need more thoughts and prayers. That’ll help.

Can I recommend a sword inside the cane?

No, dammit. If the lane ends in 1 mile, there is NO reason for you to merge over 1 mile early. Everyone just drove at the same damn speed, then zipper merged, it would not create as much traffic. So, instead, you have a 3 mile backup because everyone immediately dives in to the open lane as soon as they see that the…

I haaaaate people who drive in the left hand lane of a 2 or 3 lane highway going slower than the other traffic. Even after I sit behind them with my left blinker on, then pass on the right and cut them off (I know, I know, but I can’t help it), they still don’t get that they’re being complete idiots and keep…

My main issue with the show is that it was awful trash.

See what we have to put up with?

that’s some sentence there.

Probably the same reason I kept playing Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volley Ball. I can’t put down collecting games! It was soooo bad, but I had to get every damn bathing suit, and flower, and every other piece of crap in that shop! I’m assuming Bullet Bill here had a similar completionist compulsion with Other M.

At least his grandma wasn’t in it.

I see you shiver with antici

Wife and I were hauling a queen sized bed set on the roof of our Oldsmobile right after we moved to PA. It was night, we had the hazards going, both our phones plugged in, and radio on. Electrical system couldn’t handle it and fried the pigtail off the positive battery terminal. We ended up stuck in the middle of the…

Disappointed to see that this was merely a car transporting a grill and not a car equipped with a functioning propane grill inside like the headline seemed to suggest. Oh, well. It’s Florida we’re talking about, so there’s always tomorrow.

You can say that again.

At least most of these were off the road. The ones who hog up the whole lane while barely going 15mph in a 35 zone are the assholes. Also ones who blow through the red lights.

Horrible choice of music. Needs some Benny Hill. And it’s so relaxing seeing cyclists eat asphalt.

You’d keep your asshole clenched too if you were indiscriminately fucking that many people.

“Hey”- Munich.

They’ve already released the new new logo.