I've just graduated from high school a few years before, pretty much still feel like a kid sometimes so the only answer I've got is - we're facing different difficulties and perhaps worse things than the generations before us have to. I'm not saying you all had it easy, I'm just saying we're facing different…

There's little that's "nice" about you.

There is no such thing as the "Friendzone." Full stop.

AND LO, THE MANSPLAINER WILL MANSPLAIN TO US ABOUT THE WOMENFOLK, AND HIS WORD IS GOOD BECAUSE HE IS A MAN AND HE KNOWETH ALL THINGS.

They refuse to understand that it's not about looks or money. It's about personality. The reason they're not getting anyone it's because they're fucking weird, creepy, desperate, they have no self-esteem or confidence, no sense of humor, no hobbies, no life, no respect. Nothing. They're sad/angry most of the times,…

Maybe you're not as nice(TM) as you believe you are? Maybe you have no other positive qualities shining through your entitled niceness? Maybe you just had bad luck?

JFC.

"these people are sick. on the other hand i'm a straight guy and i can't say i've never felt some of those emotions before. feeling like no one attracted to you and people think you're a creep sucks. and asking someone out sucks too because then they have the power because you're the one who likes them. that's why i…

They didn't even question my presence. I picked a butch name and everyone just assumed I was one of them. I didn't even have to say anything.

Right? I'd be all "WHOOPSIE LOST MY PASSPORT, staying in Cannes, sry."

The obsession with chastity is the embodiment of the male ego. The fact that men think they're penises are so amazing that one entering a woman alters the value of her as a person is disgusting and egotistical. Human life does not go up or down in value based on whether or not a person has had sex or how many people…

Women's bodies (especially genitals) are property. Men are in the business of ensuring the quality and purity of said product to be passed from father to husband. To do that, though, it's essential to control their minds and actions. Seriously, what buyer wants a previously opened box?

This is SO sad, one of the many reasons I will never go back to the country of my parents.

Why would they even invite Joe Francis?

Fuck what if Gwyneth is a cylon and this was the plan all along.

I love how the Goopster has lowered the bar so much that Ms. Jolie even displaying the most basic level of rudimentary self-awareness is applause worthy.

I am loving this term, "produce the night." I think I'll use it in everyday conversation:

Self: How am I going to produce the night? A whole personal pan pizza and a bottle of red wine!

Me too! I enjoyed it, but it was my third bottle of wine, so I am pretty sure I would have enjoyed 2 buck chuck at that point.

I'll bet Mindy is real embarrassed about it. Oh what's that? She can't hear you over the sound of money rustling?