Have you been living under a rock?! No one is safe from the police. Innocent or not.

I've loved tattoos since I was a child. Always wanted to be sleeved. Fun fact: Adam Levine is the very reason I decided not to. I don't want to have anything in common with this 2013 version of Bud Bundy.

As a straight man I would say Idris Elba is a WAYYYYYYYYY more sexy man than Adam Levine. Levine reminds me of something MAD would draw to make fun of Levine - only he is real and nature provided the punchline. Tiny body, big head. I also imagine he has little hands like Chris Elliot in Scar Movie 2.

White/Light is beautiful. Can't deny that. But come on! Even white people look better with a tan!