Yeah, I’d probably take it expecting nothing, with a plan to tell the press how ineffectual/boorish/stupid/unsympathetic/etc. he was. I would not take his call expecting to be comforted.

Don’t know why these folks don’t record the phone conversation, if only as proof for later on when Trump inevitably shits on them on Twitter.

Technically there was a 3rd choice: It’s a goddamn office building, all sorts of hiring and negotiations occur on an hourly basis and maybe they were being introduced to the gym or closing a deal with a friendly gathering... Mind your fucking business!

Thank you! My grandfather once went to McDonald’s and paid for a meal with a counterfeit $10 bill and didn’t know it. The police were called, but no one thought he intentionally did it.

This is my point. It’s very easy for counterfeit bills to pass along for a while before someone catches them. We got one at work once that wasn’t picked up until we tried to deposit it, and since it was just one individual bill, I suspect the person who paid us with it didn’t realize they were passing bad money.

“Maybe firing rubber bullets at thieves stealing from and destroying stores and burning buildings might be more accurate.”

I always enjoy when the “he tells it like it is” people continually have to explain what he ACTUALLY meant.

Is this really a hill you want to die on?

Aliens, upon examining the lifeless rock that used to be Earth:

“You ain’t gonna Disney+ me!” - John Boyega. Dude’s getting paid by them already, he’s fucking done. 

You nailed it!

Imagine expecting five men in a group to all be carrying key fobs in their gym shorts just to avoid the suspicion that they were somewhere they didn’t belong. Then imagine those men being the ones characterized as “aggressive.”

*chose

Heck, he could have stepped outside and called the property manager right then and there and it would have been a far more intelligent decision. I don’t care what color you are, getting into the faces of five guys when you’re all alone is pretty stupid.

I’m telling you, Austin is THE name. All that magic dignity stuff.

I mean the third choice, i.e., stop being a scared little bitch and mind your own fucking business, was also there, too. But you are not wrong.

When I started reading this comment, there’s no way I could have predicted a Knights Templar reference by the end.

Exactly, I grew up on the south side of Chicago. The colonizers heads have gotten swole. 

Bless his heart....

I’m pissed at that guy for putting a GT logo above a shit-ass opinion like that.

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