The Bar for being an attorney in Georgia must be low...literally and figuratively.

Lol, yes, that is IMO one of the best lines of the whole series. The way he delivered it was perfect. 

Just watched that episode last night, strange. Also, they didn’t have many appearances and don’t get a lot of credit, but the actors who played Susan’s parents were also fantastic. The hate they had for each other was only eclipsed by the hate they had for George. 

So releasing it was in defense of the accused, which is why it went to a local conservative talk radio station. And him coming out now is no doubt because people have been assuming he was involved as a third gunman making sure the victim couldn’t retreat, which is somewhat consistent with that 2nd DA’s report, which…

Gonna go a different way with a King of Queens line:

The tradition of Festivus begin with the airing of grievances, and I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE.

Aw hell. Our loss is Del Boca Vista’s gain.

Not that I’m making light of it, but why did your aunt have that reaction? Jerry Stiller was Jewish, Anne Meara is of Irish descent. I guess at the time that kind of marriage was less common, but I always thought of them as being two “white people.”  Maybe back then people didn’t really see it that way.

Asked why he had leaked the video, Mr. Tucker said he had wanted to dispel rumors that he said had fueled tension in the community. “It wasn’t two men with a Confederate flag in the back of a truck going down the road and shooting a jogger in the back,” Mr. Tucker said.

Sad news, but maybe now he can finally pin down Mister Steinbrenner about that Buhner trade......

“IF IT WERE UP TO ME, YOU’D BE PROMOTED FOR THIS TOP-NOTCH WORK! NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND TREAT YOURSELF TO A LATTE!”

Shit, shouldve scrolled down.

Sent up in THE NAKED GUN (the first one), where Drebbin tells of seeing a bunch of guys in togas stabbing someone and opens fire — on a Shakespeare in the Park presentation of Julius Caesar, you idiot!

Sorry, all I saw was your buttcheeks flappin’. You were trying to say something?

I love cop movies, with a special place in my heart for buddy cop movies in particular, and honestly  most of the tropes within them. But I think my favorite trope archetype has to be the grizzled police chief who has to reign in those loose cannons and force people to  work together. I especially like how that trope…

Oh, they got results one time, but the desk sergeants always end up with paperwork up to their necks. Much better that they get assigned to babysit some politically connected rookie straight out of the academy and watch over the old warehouse by the docks where nothing ever happens.

I just spit out my juice...i can close my eyes and see this. Sweating and breathing and eating all the food and asks for a diet pop

Dim sum checklist-style.

Gotta get them girls with the big-un’s to lean down and whisper, “Would you like a shake with that, ‘hun?” We can’t be losing profit, now can we?!

Anyone who clogs the host’s toilet and doesn’t say anything is a fucking monster.