“My phonecall was very strong! Nobody has ever made such a strong phonecall, it was the strongest ever. I called very very strongly.”

This. Every time. “We have a plan. It’s the most beautiful plan, very powerful, the likes of which the world has never seen... and it’s perfect. And we will be telling you very soon all about it, and you will see...” This isn’t a direct quote, but I can’t say it isn’t. I’ve heard the remix a thousand times and two…

God I loathe Trump and his fucking feckless asshole bretheren. They are utter shitbags of the highest order and so fucking corrupt, I literally wish for a day to wake up and not see them in anything other than a past tense.

Back in 2009, earnest white people were actually asking, “isn’t everything going to be OK with racism now that Obama’s President?”

“The DOJ did not have access to the group’s manuals.”

My Daughter: Yeah, one of the girl’s father is living with us now.

Nothing could be done? HE WAS LIVING IN A DORM ROOM. 

Bigly! They say we are going to be looking at it very bigly and powerful!

I think you mean “Grimey”, don’t you?

“Tim Russert, an actual journalist,”

Like a lot of the population, writers (a few on GMG websites), and other assholes on this planet, there is this concept that Trump is Obama’s fault and he could have prevented it. How the hell was a current, lame duck president going to stop Dumb-ass America from voting for a racist, misogynistic, vile, piece of shit…

Your Magnum Opus. The Simpsons had an episode entitled Homer’s Enemy in which a man named Frank Grimes looks at Homer skating through life, doing less than the bare minimum at work and as a parent and somehow being rewarded for this. Grimes has the perfect response to Homer’s good life “If you were in any other…

Mom of an elite gymnast competing in tumbling and trampoline. THIS SET MY SOUL ON FIRE. Not only have you outed yourself as sexist, but you have outed yourself as a pervert, sir.

Yah, I think they probably will highlight “differences,” but sort of in the same way white people do it. Like talking about the differences between Italian and WASP families, they’ll talk about the differences between black people from Atlanta and Houston or something.

Diamond and Silk will have a regular two hour long slot, every week.

Special guests will include OJ Simpson, Snoop Dogg, Bill Cosby (via phone) and more!

Yeah that threw me off too. I’m HOPING that when they say “demonstrate our commonality” they mean showing that we’re not a monolith, and that we do other things that are newsworthy besides the typical shootings and such that tv news likes to focus on.

I’m guessing the latter.

Why is not called NRPN, Negor Respectability Politics News

I’m so sick and in such terrible pain that it hurts both to move and also sit still. Oscars are about the only thing that’s making this even remotely bearable. I’ll tell people that I watched the show and I’m sure most will respond that they don’t care or the Oscars suck or whatever. I will maintain that they have the…