The list of actors who I’m also discovering are singers as well just increased by two tonight.

Yes. With Diane Keaton.

Martin Scorese’s face during Eminem’s performance: “Is this almost over?”

YES! Forgot about that. You’re going to send me down the YouTube rabbit hole watching this show, arent you?

And this shit:

So we’re all agreed that Spike Lee looks like a goddamn fool. I mean, I respect his attempt to honor Kobe, but... that shit hurts my eyes.

If one of the shows isn’t a documentary called “Pull Up Your Pants: Crisis In Black America”, I’d be highly surprised.

I remember all those moments as well as a sort of similar show called The Superstars where stars from various sports competed In events out of their area of expertise. I vividly recall boxer Joe Frazier kinda walk-swimming In the pool because, well, he couldn’t swim.

I tuned In just a few minutes before this and apparently just In time. This and (surprise) Adam Sandler’s speech were highlights, at least for me. I was turned of when he resorted to his every-single-movie-he’s-In voice but It turned out great.

Pretty sure this “is not who he really is.®”

It’s this universe, where Infinite montages of goofy characters have rendered Walking on Sunshine an aural cartoon.

Doctor: “You seem fine to me. Although this friend of yours, Duffman, may need to seek some help from a physician...”

They need to atone for all the years they couldn’t get their collective liberal shit together and defeat LePage.

And where is the totally-believable anecdote about the person he just randomly ran into who just HAD to compliment him on something?

I was for sure not watching but now that I’ve seen his speech, I am for FUCK sure I’m not watching. Thanks.

Shadow Inc, which built the app at the center of last night’s drama,

How high are they holding this knife before cutting Into the pit? Are the raising It above their head or something? I just hold It a few millimeters above the pit, and just... It sticks In fine.

I guess someone got a message that Diamond and Silk are on the way out...

the top editor at the paper told Lowery that he had made overtly political statements about the Tea Party,

ZING!