The only way that logic would be better is if he had inserted a “motherfucker” in it.

Actually some stations do carry it live, but still, they could have edited the part in for the stations that play It taped, and maybe played it at the END (after he left the studio) for the ones that do. It might actually be a good ending to play him singing after the interview. They play music anyway, so...

Yeah, but It’s going to be In his presidential library for all generations to admire.

Winner.

I’m gonna guess she read the first three graphs and said, “Fuck this, I know how It ends...”

He didn’t write this. He yelled it, screamed It, sputtered It, but he definitely didn’t write It. Some poor slob had to sit there and try to write all this down while he rambled on, form It Into a semi-coherent sentences and throw In a few Trumpisms (misspelled words, unnecessary hyperbole, etc.) to make It seem like…

“Let me have that omelette... no, the other one. The more perfecter one. That’s it.”

I was just thinking that. I’m 99 percent sure most of this was cleaned up by some peon and he was just yelling shit into the air. They had to do the hard work of making it seem coherent.

Total and complete bowel evacuation.

tl;dr version

This is a pretty easily provable or disprovable statement. But it won’t matter to the GOP so...anyway.

“Wait, did I say black people? I mean crack. I can burn thousands, millions of crack rocks...”

Is there an app that lets you combine related icons into one, sort of like you can do with the iPhone. For Instance, I have several photo-related apps that I could combine into one icon. If I could click on that in the tool bar and then have a menu open, that would really help.

The circle game certainly deserves a roundhouse.

Why not stop censoring the word monkey in football, but turn the concept, and say instead that in the end we are all monkeys?”

Seriously, are we up against a cult or something? Donald Trump said this about Fiorina when he ran against her In 2016:

“My work has been forgotten.’’

I generally like Will Forte characters but I guess I gotta wait to see how this one plays out.

On the flipside, I don’t think there are too many famous white people that black people dont know or at least have heard the name. Because when they become famous, they beat that shit to death in the press because EVERYBODY has to know.

I think painful ass cancer would be a good start, though.