We did a Denver-to-Boston drive twice (took two different cars). Took a long route through Wyoming, Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, Ohio, Pennsylvania (second time went up to Toronto), New York... It was a fun trip, we made some stops along the way at some weird sites and had a great time.

(excited clapping gif)

39. I knew and hated myself for knowing.

Exceptional-ish is my favorite new Kenya Barrett show.

I’m just gonna assume they’re going to put pickles on it.

I see this as part “protect my act”, part “I’m going to say some stuff that could get me cancelled if this gets out.”

Good idea. I also use mine to make a Thanksgiving pizza. My personal format Is gravy for the base, turkey (or whatever meat we had that year. This year It was turkey and ham so... both), and then usually the mac and cheese on top. We also put cranberries on one half of the pizza because I don’t like the stuff and…

Mezzanine Molly

“I don’t wanna hear that white people are the fucking plague all the time!”

“30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on.”

Great. Now Trump is gonna want to call YOU, Monique, to talk about this. 

#TheresAlwaysATweet

UPDATE: They’re talking about this story on Morning Joe as I write this. Impact.

Yeah, the Dems should be able to capitalize on having Obama without actually needing Obama.

I kinda don’t blame him. If he steps out now and turns his back on his boy Biden, that would look kinda strange. I’m just gonna assume he’ll back the eventual winner and stump for them. Also, after his recent speeches, maybe he should lay low to avoid turning folks off voting.

Well, not In those exact words, but...

I don’t say this about many people. Congrats. You’ve now joined Ernie Banks and the person who invented sausage and mushroom pizza.

I was impressed enough with the free version - which is pretty great on its own - to sign up for premium. That’s probably the highest praise I can give then. 

Seriously, let’s just split this whole thing up. Let these folks have a middle swath of the country, the parts they like to call “Real America”. In fact, call it that. And then it can be ACTUAL flyover country 

Detroiters gets a big plus one for me. It did what Portlandia did for Portland it on a more down yo earth level.