Bingo. He screams and gives dramatic pauses but when you strip that away he says nothing at all.

This! “Sir, in case you didn’t know, eating is not allowed in the system. I’m not give you a ticket now but just to let you know.”

It’s customary with lists like this to say something ranked too low or not at all, but I gotta say Breaking Bad is ranked too high, IMO of course.

I like how Fox just places that opinion in the lower third and presents it as fact. No quote marks, even though it’s a quote. They’ll use every trick, no matter how small. 

A president can’t simply “replace” his or her vice president at whim;

It’s like the make up the shirts first and then realized, “Shit, we ain’t got enough people to fill these things out.” And I guarantee at least five of those shirts are now being used to wash cars.

Don’t forget this gem...

Alternately, there’s this place up In Maine that I prefer to think about when reading this article...

Alternately, I’m shocked I actually know what it’s about.

As the 6-1 owner of two not-so-good knees, a two hour (or longer) flight is murder on them. I rarely get up to use the bathroom so when that opportunity comes i take it. I don’t do it to get off faster than anyone else (because it’s not going to happen), I do it to ease some of the pain. And I make a point of now…

LOL. Actually Ned didn’t die. He ended up coming to his own funeral. But I remember when they tried to clean him up for an interview. The funniest line:

Good point. I can see that now. 

“While the specific episode hasn’t been confirmed, I’m hoping it’ll be an episode that features an iconic moment such as James Evans’ death (“Damn, damn, damn!”), Penny’s (originally portrayed by Janet Jackson) abuse or that episode where the woman secretly ate cat food.”

Read the story. It says “In the EVENT any hate crime laws were violated.” That’s why. 

I am certain of five things now:

No, you’re right. I just didn’t expect it.

Onlookers can be heard yelling “Damn!” and “You’re fucking your shit up!” as they watch in disbelief at the lengths this woman went to stave off her hunger pains.

I watched through the first few numbers but couldn’t handle the constant cheering through most of the songs. And I wasn’t expecting the animated inserts and puppets throwing to commercial. 

“I haven’t read, but I saw...” WTF does that mean? How would you know It’s “evil” If you haven’t read it?