I’m pretty sure that when she’s finally tracked down, she’ll blame it on her medication/on NOT taking her medication, the stress of her job/kids/entire life, etc., followed closely by “This is not who I am...”

Seriously. It’s like:

Oh, without a doubt, this is a beautiful takedown of a clear idiot. My not-so-secret joy is eloquent put-downs (which is why I’m a big fan of Monty Python). But just in case...

Tl;dr version...

Leave him alone, he’s just a poor worker like the rest of us. You’re such a drama queen. 

“I mean it occurred, good or bad...”

In honor of the AMAZING Ken Burns’ film “Country Music”... The Maddox Brothers and Rose, “Honky Tonkin’”

because I think the American people would be let off the hook if Donald Trump were impeached and removed from office.

Hell, if he loses, Trump himself will tell his supporters it’s a coup, it’s crooked, etc. I mean, he kept calling the election he WON crooked.

Then that convinces 13 of them to vote for impeachment.

Has Trump planned any rallies yet? 

Trump will follow with “Coates has always been a far left Democrat (sic) partisan operative that always hated Trump! (sic)“

what got the Democrats on board was Trump trying to fuck with the standard bearer’s son.

I’ll bet five he doesn’t release it all, just a Barr “summary.’

Kyle’s Schlong

The only people I know who use the camera click sound on their phone are old people and I give them a pass because they don’t know shit about smartphones. But anyone else... WTF? turn that shit off.

...In the not-to-distant future.

“I stand strongly for the Constitution. It is the cornerstone of our democracy, but... my arm! Something is wrong with my arm! I ... can’t control it... it’s... its...voting against impeachment! Someone stop my arm! I am strongly against what my arm is doing! Believe me, I am deeply concerned about what my arm is…

“Bart Conner?...”

You forgot to add “JK.”