He chose option #3. You could argue it never should’ve been given,

Well, I meant either way. Trying/not trying is relevant. 

So more... “Vanny, can I put my thing next to your thing?”

if they didn’t even try, I consider that relevant.

Also, if I’m Smartwater, I’m making sure they take our name off this shitshow pronto.

“Pure. Crisp. Clean. Like a motorcycle accident victim’s Instagram photo. Smartwater®”

True dat.

Jared: “Will you permit me to insert my extended manhood into your womanly orifice? I’m sure you will find it oh, so pleasurable...”

Just a perfectly normal, casual, spontaneous Twitter photo of two normal people walking the fields alone, probably just resting their iPhone on a tree branch that happens to be perfectly situated for this stunning photo. And, oh, look, they captured the sunset at the perfect moment! Yup, just a couple wearing their…

So what’s the point of requiring a emergency contact, etc. for a student if you don’t use the fucking info when you need to? Shouldn’t there be a phone call made to say, “Hey, you child’s haircut doesn’t adhere to our standards. It needs to be taken care of.” Whether the standard is right or wrong, the call needs to…

They didn’t spook him away, so much as just waited until he did what he was going to do anyway.

In a nation that thought Trump was never going to win, yeah, a lot of our snark-o-meters are pretty fucked up right now, so...

If you’re actually walking your ass into an adult bookstore to buy a porn DVD or magazine in 2019, you’re a fucking idiot.

I like how conservatives think porn is still delivered by truck.

I hope his ass is one of them

“Darling, I want to watch Donald Trump on television tonight.” [Laughter.] “But the wind stopped blowing and I can’t watch. There’s no electricity in the house, darling.” No, we love natural gas and we love a lot of other things, too.

I like how the two women to her left missed the entire thing because they were... discussing how expensive their seats are?

Ok, cool. My point was with the constant exposure to sports through media around the world would seem to mean that SOME sport personality would more famous. How many times were/have Jordan/Messi/Ronaldo been on tv around the world in a given week, compared to Amelia Earhart? How many people under the age of 40 even…

This. No one comes here saying, “Well, I made billions in my own country, time to move to America and blow it all.” People came/come here to MAKE their fortune.  And in one way or another, whether actually programs or priviledge, they got a hand in making it.

Here’s what I don’t get. Those two feel free to choose whatever team they want to root for, no matter how random-seeming, but they want to foist their dumb decision on their kid? They should just watch their games, have their dumb arguments between themselves on the subject and let the kid decide which one of their…