What a coincidence! I’m a self-certified brain surgeon!

Unless the DNC kicks shit into high gear, and whittles the playing field of candidates down soon,

Did that first kid already have a ball? Because that’s the fastest “Here, you can have it” foul ball gift I’ve ever seen. Nice, but... you’re both kids! It’s OK to keep it.*

The “/s” generally means the statement above it is “sarcasm.” Punch Nazis anytime you see one.

Remember: punching a Nazi makes you as bad as the Nazi!

You guys sure can pick em.

Can we get Mixed-Drink-of-Choice-On-Back-of-Team-Jersey into the mix? ‘Cause that’s some weird-ass shit right there.

Would the kids have gotten it anyway (without help)? As I recall, the net slopes down and it seems the ball hit the bottom and bounced too far away for the kids to get it without someone hoisting them over for it. Or something.

Yeah, he’s got a lot of strikes against him in the sympathy game. Drinking Mai Tais being near the top of the list.

“Ms. Incontro seemed like a nice person who was ‘having a day’

If nothing else, he has the perfect “Welp, that didn’t go as planned” booking face.

She did a taped package for cnn about the reaction of white supremacists to the president’s tweets.

I can only assume he’s in Chicago, because it would be a bit misleading to just throw any old city up there. Then again, it’s CNN so...

And Spencer deserved to be punched

This reptilian bias by the Cubs...

Yeah, fuck it, let this small fire burn. Let the House vote, but make sure everyone knows they’re voting on whether it’s bad to call a racist a racist. It’s worth this small, ultimately meaningless fight.

So now it’s go back to where your ANCESTORS came from, as opposed to the original “go back to where YOU came from.”

Wait, was there a “Wife Swapping” show that involved actual sex and not just people doing chores at somebody else’s house? Cause I sure as fuck missed that one when it was on TV.

Bernie Sanders has said some of the same things as “The Squad” regarding Trump’s racism, as well as other issues critical of America. It’s never been suggested that he “go back to his country.” There’s a reason for that.

It worked for his base before he even said it, so... but you’re right.