This. “I was watching porn on my phone, got a call from my boss and heard porn-like moaning. I couldn’t put two and two together, so...”

I’ve been awaken by the SOUND of my fart, but the smell?... nah.

And their Bonsentration Bamps.

I don’t mind the not-drinking it part, I just think you should have it handy in case you choke on something. I’ve eaten things a big too fast and having water nearby helps. Unless you kind of enjoy the Heimlich.

Wasn’t aware of the political lean of the area. And I agree, I don’t think they vetted it all the way through. I just wonder how many eyes, of different political and social persuasions (it stood out to me that no soldiers of color were shown, as if they don’t exist) are in the room with stuff like this is decided.…

Triumph of the Wilmer Difo

Somehow I think a Reagan-heavy video was worth an immediate second look.

So, the whole focusing on Reagan wasn’t a tip off that this might be a slightly biased video. Coolcoolcool

I’m pretty sure that dog is two campaign aides in a dog suit.

Nobody was assaulted in the process.

“You’re fired!”

“It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.” 

“Transgender... I loved that movie. Where the cars change into giant robots, correct?”

My friends used to roll their eyes when I was sent to get the beer because they knew I would come back with something other than Old Style (I’m a Chicagoan if you couldn’t guess by that). I’d always want something different, which at that time meant “weird” stuff like Lowenbrau, Molson, and (gasp) something called…

He was able to convince Elizabeth Warren he was right for HUD.

This. This. This. I think one problem is that many of their supporter feel they’re caving in on some very obvious points of impeachment. They’re not going to gain support from Trump supporters by not impeaching and they’re not going to lose the support of Dems and others who are BEGGING them to stand up to him. The…

“Hi, I’m Karma...”

I wonder if he likes how his name is now Merrick Fucking Garland. I mean, I would like it personally, but ... C’mon, Merrick, it’s kinda bad ass.

“It works! It works!”

Pete Hegseth and Trump discuss the pardon plans...