What exactly is going on in her mind to convince herself that she didn’t do anything wrong?

And if the apogee* had been three feet higher it would have been REALLY...

His annual fish fry was legendary, even though he claimed he only used four pieces of fish and five loaves of bread.

Yeah, but Babe Ruth wasn’t even hot...

Why not just delete the original and repost with the new, corrected text and nevermind...

Watts will host a show called My America, and Larry Elder, longtime conservative talk show host, will also headline a show on BNC. If you can’t quite recall who Larry Elder is, here’s him explaining to Candace Owens why black people always play the victim:

“there’s a difference between misspeaking or not knowing something than maliciously lying.”

So no ice?

Sort of related: I’ve been on an Old Pal kick lately (equal parts rye whiskey, dry vermouth, and amaro) and I gotta say, Bully Boy Amaro is really good. Not sure if they’re available nationally, but... anyway.

Yes, but how will I get people to notice me without my naked mole rat on a leash? I mean, a face tattoo can only get me so far...

Yeah, but having to go back to the store every single week to get another one because the first one dies...

Yeah, they think folks will find their routine funny/interesting/insightful/endearing when in reality it’s disgusting/nauseating/boring/clueless

Great. Just last night we actually booked a flight to and Air BnB in Cuba for a January visit. Seriously. Fuck this man, fuck this administration, fuck anyone who voted for him, fuck this place.

“I love adventure not into huge crowds.”

The Mueller report, his taxes, Russian hacking, etc., etc., etc.,

This. At the VERY least, you reverse the roles to reflect the imbalance in current society and have the privledged students pick up the most important part of that lesson.

So baseball is Dungeons and Dragons for jocks? Yeah, I guess it is.

The one in St. Louis.

So his “rebuttal” is going to come almost immediately after? His folks are not that bright enough to pen a suitable reply that fast and he certainly isn’t smart or quick enough to come up with a rebuttal on his own so...

Nah, Iran’s for impeachment. This is probably only a Venezuela-sized distraction.