guys.

it’s sometimes called “fry poaching”

Loomis says Crowell’s post was as “offensive as putting a picture of historical African-American men being hung from a tree in the 60s.”

As for Crowell admitting he was wrong and acted out of rage — Loomis says, “You’re a grown ass man, and you claim you were too emotional to know it was wrong? Think we’ll accept your apology? Kiss my ass.”

Four Square Mayor McCheese feels behind the times on hearing this news.

So I think people are going to throw a collective bitch fit, but frankly I don’t mind having sponsored locations. The game is super easy to play for free. Unlike other FtP games that are actually play to win, PoGo has been a lot more fun for me without spending a single dime. Running around collecting stuff at…

D’oh Canada

Thank you! I constantly get in arguments at children’s burn wards trying to tell the kids their parents and teachers are liars. Here’s the proof I need.

I only recognize the true Canadian National Anthem: Take Off (To the Great White North) by The Mackenzie Brothers feat. Geddy Lee.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

We’re staring down a fifth Transformers film and are about to reboot Spiderman for the third time this century. There is a movie currently in theaters where Daniel Radcliffe plays a farting corpse (it’s actually getting okay reviews).

You can't re tell a great story too many times 👍

I’ll be honest, I think I’d rather see it used in the NBA ASG. Can you imagine the defense you would see? And to have players from GS, OKC, SA, and LA all working together knowing in a few months they’d be at each others’ throats would be enjoyable.

But in MLB, it’s not like the guys don’t play defense. The pitchers…

Only if we herd all the bovines in the world in one place and train them to release a concerted fart, so the earth gets the jumpstart needed to push in that direction.

People get irrationally angry when passed by bicyclists.

[CHRIS BERMAN WALKS OUT OF A HOOTERS RESTAURANT, SLIPS ON A BANANA PEEL, BREAKING SOME VERTEBRAE]

If only one of those security guards had been wearing a good t-shirt to stop the bad t-shirts!

As I am 33, I have no goddamn idea what's going on.