The more I think about it, I think it was from an article in Esquire about a guy who owned a chimp that attacked a woman. They had to get rid of it and took it to a chimp farm or something. He went to visit it one day and a bunch of the other chimps attacked him and did some pretty extensive damage.

I try to keep a safe distance from anything that can rip my face off

It’s a little weird that all of the positive reviews all came within a three-day span. And one guy took time out of the 4th of July to post! They ARE great!

OK. I never knew that the sun not being that far away, etc., was one of the beliefs of flat-earthers.

what about when you call black peoples “apes?”

“And when there was NO set of footprints?... That was Me doing a sick-ass bicycle kick...”

If there’s anybody that needs to be fired into the sun it’s this guy. For education sake, you know...

I wonder how this would have played out in the US.

I am disturbed that anyone hears “Black lives matter” and thinks they need to jump in and scream “ACTUALLY ALL LIVES MATTER”

So is he trying to say the sun is fake? Do flat-Earthers believe the sun is fake? Wha...? What point is he trying to make?

Photoshop is God.

Most of us hear “Black Lives Matter” and add the word “Too” at the end.

As it should be. :)

I’ve heard you can take an egg ring, put the egg inside (naturally) then pour a little water inside the pan and put a lid on.

Hmm.. The player isn’t working but I imagine the look is something like this?

It’s what Babe Ruth was trying to tell us all along!!

Things really got serious when he took this off...

Yeah, I’m a little down on the home field advantage thing. What the incentive to go harder for a player who’s team is pretty sure to not be involved? Why does that advantage give him incentive to help some other guy’s team out? For that matter, why should a player on a team that had a show push it up a notch and…

until the day the Earth hurtles into the sun.