It’s not even a “real” museum, from what I can see online. It’s just a big fancy house. With beds!!!

Too soon. Not really, but... fuck it, here’s your star.

Oh. You mean one of these, right?

According to a local lawyer, more was expected by now, despite the construction schedule of the Ark.

He basically got the same welcoming reception a guy who took time off to, say, care for his ailing child would. It’s at least a little bit weird.

Shit, not for at least one game? I mean this doesn’t seem to be a routine cheer, but a “special” one welcoming him back... from being suspended for beating the shit out of his wife. I get your confusion and why some might want to keep it separated, but there needs to be some acknowledgment that you’re not happy…

Thanks for the research. You’re a scholar and a gentleman/woman.

Everyone should try to write every type of person, if they can.

Or maybe it’s supposed to be “...were NOT administered...” That would make more sense given the next sentence. If it is, that’s a big omission.

The pitcher feels like dung.

Man, how long has it been since I heard that song. They played it every time Dr. Lester Fisher from the Lincoln Park Zoo came on the morning before-school kids show.

I think the background in that promo photo confirms that it’s “effectively fiction.” Did they erect a giant greenscreen as well?

Heard a report about this on NPR this weekend. Some people living and working there are worried that the ancillary businesses they expected are not coming in. Also... a question:

Man, I hate when the battery runs down on the recorder...

If they get their way, takeout orders will be $20 for the food and $1,250.00 in delivery charges.

I’m going to guess that prior to Deadspin’s articles he’s never once written several lengthy emails/posts in an attempt to explain/justify his behavior. He’s feeling some heat, obviously, which is good. Hopefully, it will, at the every least, draw back a bit. And don’t be surprise if MLB or a few teams step in to try…

Contrary to the popular staying, there IS such a thing as bad publicity. What benefit is this guy gonna derive from this article? Are teams gonna invite him to their ballpark to rip baseballs from kids and old guys? Are people going to give him the superstar treatment when they see him in the park? I think the…

Now if I could only get my legs to work as well the rest of the race... :)

Great column. I’ve been lucky enough to be able to handle hills without much trouble. And I’ve done a lot of the things you mention even prior to reading this. I see them as my “secret weapon.” I anticipate most other runners will stop and walk and most do ... but they end up catching up with me later so... oh, well.…

Right? And then there’s the color of the fucking ball...