And who wouldn’t want a series of tiny raised buttons to operate all of the features, rather than a touchscreen?... AND A FAX BOARD?!? Count me in!

The clear way to stop him is to vote and get everyone you know to vote (provided they aren’t inclined to vote for him). Complacency, not a stronger, more cohesive and executable message, is how Trump can win.

To preserve cleanliness??? Is your hair THAT effing dirty???

You’ve got it right. Historically, it’s been used out of the sexual assault context: The Rape of the Lock, The Rape of Nanking, Rape of the Fair Country. But you’re also right that in this day it is (and probably should be) limited to discussions of sexual assault.

Nice. But I was thinking this...

As aside...

Why won’t the president call them “radical duffel bags?”

An even more ignorant question:

I feel like that about certain parts of Oliver’s show, in particular when he turns to scream something at the photo superimposed over his shoulder. I get it: Janice is a bitch.

I won’t say it’s his fault, but all I can compare it to is when someone at the Colbert Report put out a Tweet and he either personally tweeted out a response to that tweet or addressed it on his show (as in the Asian character “tweet” incident). He owned it one way or another.

All I can figure is that while Noah probably didn’t write it, someone who writes for his show probably did. It sounds pretty much like the jokes on the rest of the show.

They were on our DVR up until about a month ago*. I still watch but, only if it’s on when I’m sitting there or if I’m in the kitchen watching dishes and I fire up the Hulu. DVR space is valuable, yo.

That’s 71 games for the entire state of Missouri.

I’m as staunch a defender of old guys as anyone but, yeah, for a 48-year-old guy, even one as accomplished as Hawk, this is pretty dope.

Yeah, I was going to bring him up, but this is definitely going to be her day. Besides, he had the one Super Bowl, was 55-58-1 in his head coaching career and no playoff wins. Still, as a Bears fans this does mean a little more.

The Glandoids Co.

Super Kinky Boots.

This is a devastating turn of events for the men with the chocolate faces.

someone in front of us and someone behind us on their cell phone, taking selfies and taking pictures.

I’m just glad little Donald, the gritty baseball hardman he was, didn’t stick with the game long enough to make it to the majors.