Listen, all I’m saying is that whenever his last show is, have Kel Mitchell on, and do a Good Burger sketch.

For the kids...

Enid isn’t entirely wrong to question how the hell these oddballs have survived, let alone thrived, for so long, but the show is wisely unconcerned with that.

Take your baby by the wrist,

“This summer be prepared to get it right or pay the price.”

Yeah the Punisher works best when the people he’s up against are way more evil than him. Or when they turned him into a Frankenstien Monster and had him protect an enclave of monsters from evil samurai.

AMC put this trailer in front of Black Panther and I have never seen an audience turn so hostile so quickly

Guys he is right.   We have no proof he is alt right.  His post history does kinda prove he is an asshole though

It’s got Michael Gross and it’s set in & around Saudi Arabia. Shoulda thrown in a few Graboids just to spice things up.

Clearly, you’re not a golfer

She’s not like Harley Quinn. At. All.

Someone below mentioned The Whisperers plot from the comics, and how losing ‘Korl’ would greatly affect using it in the TV series (Carl appears to be pretty tied into it). I wasn’t familiar with it, but read the summary on the TWD Wikia.

Anyone remember when superheroes were fun?

The WWE was an Edge provider until he hurt his neck

“He then folded his arms, scowled and farted. He farted and farted until he sharted. He sharted until he pooped. He pooped so much there was a pile. And it raised him up just a little bit. Then he pooped so much there was a hill. And it raised him up just a little bit more. Eventually he pooped a mountain. And then he…

Eh, I liked the King of the Hill version better.

We spread the petty shit around, but we don’t make it up. The point is, there’s plenty of petty shit already—look no further than these very pages!—so why invent more? It just undermines the snotty superiority we media types are trying so hard to convey!

Episode 1: The SWAT Team tries to serve a warrant on a suspect who failed to appear in court on a simple marijuana possession charge. After knocking out a wall with their armored assault vehicle Hondo shoots all the family pets. It is later determined that the suspect hasn’t lived there in 8 months.

God I wish somebody had followed up with “What about when the President bragged on the radio about walking in on topless underage beauty contestants? Which several contestants corroborated? Was he lying then? Or is the White House willing to concede that that wasn’t just “locker room talk”, but repeated sexual…