I just got a bunch of CDs off a friend who'd done a tidy up and realised he had doubles of some. Pet Sounds, the velvet underground and nico and The birthday party. I'd not actually listened to any of them in full over the years.

You know what every single song has a fade out on? The entire Motown back catalogue. (It was a deliberate thing. Berry Gordy wanted it to feel like the party wasn't going to stop)

I listened to Pet Sounds in full for the first time the other day. It sounds like songs off adverts.

I worked a car sales place next to power lines once. We had an open day with helium filled foil balloons.

Mate, if I was trying to argue that strangers were childish and immature I wouldn't throw around the word "wizchan".

I'm going to hang out with a stripper on Tuesday. Hopefully without clothes.

Mine: dick, balls, butt or arse.

It's taboo because it's taboo.

Weird, because monster factory is the name I use for my butt

It's all I can think of a lot of the time.

Nah, you don't run for president on am outsider platform of fear and anger if you're regularly getting good sex.

Impostor syndrome. We're all afraid we're gonna be found out.

Incidentally, on that letter: parents. Work on not saying hella fucked up things to your kids about sex. It can't be harder to say "If I have any wisdom it's that it's fine to wait, sex is better in a loving relationship and you need to be happy with yourself" rather than "I will chop your dick off".

Turns out the sex worker you hired WAS your kidnapped daughter.

Waas the "we want an older man to be filmed as he fucks us" guy angling for Dan to do it? Sort of a very elaborate way of asking?

Yep, counts. I once pulled out and shot myself in the face. Thst also counts.

She didn't. That's my point

Jubblies is more childish

I guarantee Melania doesn't lick his taint. She won't hold his hand in public. I'd imagine she hasn't been near him since they had the kid.

Every single man has tasted their own jizz. Just to see what it tastes like.