Yeah. Weirdly, my grandfather was a coal miner. Went to the pithead on his 13th birthday and went to work in a mine that had already killed his older brother.

Do it. Do it for her.

But it is a simpsons quote, sort of.

God, I feel bad that I've been on here a decade

Flat earthers should be all over this.

Speaking of things not built for 6 foot tall people: the entire country of Bolivia. I have never felt more angular and like I was in everyone's way.

Here's how insane Sydney prices are: you can by an actual tropical island in the barrier reef with a self sufficient farm, and 3 houses, 10 miles from the main land and on a supply boat route, for less than a ramshackle house in a nowhere neighbourhood went for last week.

Pretty lame for you to not link the casual nudity, Mike.

No such things bad weather. Only inadequate clothing. At least that's what my old boss told me. He had his head stoved in by a hailstone the size of a fist and then his body picked up and dragged through a cactus plant by a tornado. At least I hope it was.

30 degrees at the beach seems fine.

That is a great title and sub title for a book.

Well, your Cubs bashing looks… misguided at best now

You slip it in their jellybeans, and then get through when you someone eat it

Speaking of aging, I'm told there's a newspaper comic that introduced a baby in an early strip and then kept it going since the 1920's to the point the character is like 100 years old.

Oh, I don't know anyone per se (as fair as I am aware). It's more general.

Yep. I felt bad that my first thought when I read someone had died from a heroin overdose was "who hasn't heard this stuff is bad for you?" but then I read that it was someone who got hooked on legal prescription opioids after a back injury and then got cut off and still needed the fix.

"well, at least it was dry this time"

I know 4 people who have had adult circumcision to stop painful foreskins. I'm not sure how widespread it is, as all 4 were comedians. Everyone else goes "never gonna talk about this"
Comedian goes
"There's 3 minutes in this".

Mines weird because it's not a classic gross out thing. In fact, I quite like the song.

I heard a brilliant thing the other day. It will never get told elsewhere so buckle up.