Yep. The real life example would be someone who has harshly conservative parents and an LGBTQ child. If I were in that situation, there’s no way in hell I’d let my parents anywhere near my kid.

agreed — i can’t believe the reviewer so drastically misread this episode, and was actually sticking up for Greg’s shitty parents?!  They clearly forced him to do sports he didn’t want to do, banned him from doing anything musical to the point where sneaking out and hiding his CDs in vents was necessary, and they…

On the one hand, I get Steven’s anger over not knowing his family or being denied a normal childhood.

Other hand, if Greg’s parents were that cold and controlling that they never replied to his letters after he left home, can you blame him for not going back? Could you imagine how crushed he would be if his parents…

If Steven’s grandparents were worth knowing they would have opened the letters. They would have written back or reached out in someway. But they didn’t. They shoved them in a drawer. We don’t know what other ways Greg has tired to reach out to his parents over the years. Maybe he’s tired to call or text or connect via…

Greg also still has, like, a few million dollars set aside for Steven, seeing as he has very low personal living expenses and only seems to have spent any of it on a trip, a boat rental (that became a purchase upon its sinking), and I think maybe Steven’s car.

• I want to meet Steven’s grandparents!!!

The scene of Steven looking through his dad’s stuff used the same music as the scene from our second-ever episode of Steven looking through his dad’s stuff, and it made my heart break just a little.

There are several ghost stories on this list, and no matter how well or poorly conveyed, or how much or little you may dislike the orator based on word choice or content, you choose to discount the only one with religious overtones? Prejudiced much? I, for one, don’t buy the hand story. If we’re going to believe in…

I don’t run around telling my story for this exact reason, the naysayers. It’s unfortunate because physical encounters need to be taken seriously. It’s been nearly ten years since it happened and I remember the details, the feelings, my thoughts and emotions like it was yesterday. The reality of my terror…

I never thought Id see the day. They finally made it in. After all these years.

buddy, my dad didn’t hold a caretaking relationship of power over me though i still call him “dad” when i go to the indy 500 with him!

this is exactly what i was going for, yes

tbh the last 25% of the game is SO *EXTREMELY* GOOD that i would have accidentally written a glowing review if i hadn’t been careful to type out all my negative notes lol

This is such an appropriate review for this game. I know a lot of people are gonna jump in with hate for the perceived criticisms of the series but I actually think those criticisms are exactly why Kingdom Hearts works. The Kingdom Hearts series is stupid, infuriating and confusing at times but it has *heart*,…

i will be honest. no, there are no final fantasy characters apart from shop moogles. the closest you get to final fantasy characters are:

nah man i definitely liked the game (a lot) and i definitely reviewed it in here . . . if you want some guy to write 800 words and put a number at the bottom i think there are like two hundred other places you can find that

the same way you made it to the comments section, punk

Will there be an audio version of this review, kinda like what Kirk Hamilton (RIP) did for his Red Dead Redemption II review?

If you like Disney stuff, why not! All of the Disney planets have very little intrusion from the main story.

I initially had a whole paragraph at the end of the review about how with Tangled and Frozen BOTH in the game it is criminal that they left out SHREK. It was a really long and complicated paragraph. Then I realized that probably a LOT of people would not get the joke and I thought, hey, maybe from now on I’ll stick to…