Fellow Pacific Northwester? I can’t remember the last time a celestial event was actually visible except the solar eclipse, and we could only see it partially anyway.

I like that one of the most recent Raiders articles DIDN’T make Gruden’s face redder because he did something good. 

Can you guys do what Deadspin is doing on the Oakland Raiders and Jon Gruden and just use one image over and over again and make it redder and redder and redder until it is so red it hurts to look at?

“Don’t point out the bad things about stuff I like!”

Not true. Parasitic diseases would stimulate the economy by encouraging sales of medicine.

> “maybe 5 people”

This one let people gain xp faster. So naturally they patched this immediately. Perfectly logical /s

At this point you “supporters” are just being nitpicky. We get that Fallout is your favorite series but when you have to hammer on the fact that some people don’t think it has problems, it looks petty.

The event was considered too communal. What were they thinking? Giving rewards to everyone not involved. That’s commie thinking! *said in a Mr. Gutsy voice*

The idea the Professor does what he says he does (just studies the Pokémon) is the far more plausible circumstance, but it doesn’t look as nice in an article and doesn’t strike up conversations as much as “children’s game features dog fights and forced cannibalism.”

Right? From my perspective it takes more work than not to make this version of the mechanics as uncomfortable as the author does.

But hey, if that makes the game more interesting for folks, more power to ‘em.

The moment you realize that Pokemon have better healthcare than most people in America and its free.

Except never, once, anywhere, does any game ever say that the candies are ground-up pokemon. That was just a meme.

Pokémon is definitely not a concept that benefits from thinking too hard about it. It’s basically capturing animals and forcing them to beat the shit out of each other.

Clearly fiction. Instead of having the bar scene at the end, you should find a flashlight that looks just like the one you threw down the tunnel somewhere later.

Yup, I did the same. Got trampled and nearly 1 shotted by the second round of piglet spawn and decided it was time to go visit some other areas of Greece for a while.

I’m on Normal and I just walked away from this fight. I was surviving okay once I’d recovered from being surprise trampled by the mini-boars, but the second time it summoned, I did the math in my head about how long it would take and how many fucking waves of mini-boars I’d be dealing with.

OMG I was controller throwing mad last night (**controller never got thrown**)

The stag is an absolute menace. You think, “oh, it’s just a stupid deer, those things do nothing but run away all game” and then it goes full Princess Mononoke on your ass and you really start to question your life decisions.

The boar itself isn’t that hard once you’ve fought it for a minute or so, it’s those freaking pigs it summons. They always seem to blindside you, mix up parryable attacks and unblockable charges, and can stunlock you into multiple attacks. The fact that the boar sometimes (but not always!)attacks during the pig phase…