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I read it as two people who realized they were behaving abominably due to the loss of loved ones deciding to go on a car ride together, maybe to do something bad that neither one of them feels that strongly about doing.

Agreed. There was no redemption for any character. All of this criticism doesn’t really resonate with me.

Those editors notes were amazing, you could tell that the editor wanted a competent conservative think piece and was having his dreams slowly crushed under narcissism and racist dick jokes.

“Wanting to protect the world from Milo’s brain, I opened a Word document on his computer and wrote ‘Twitter.com Burner Account’ at the top.”

10% of $0 is $0 and after those editor’s notes got released whatever flimsy case Milo had was pretty much shot. S&S are not required to publish a terrible book by a terrible writer.

An unused “George Is Getting Coffee Song” take was just posted to Twitter, and I’m legitimately sad this didn’t make it in:

Fire Pro Wrestling. Chances are good that even if I lose a match in Fire Pro the match itself has been pretty amazing. The WWE games sometimes approach this but it is extremely rare for Fire Pro to either cheap me out of a win or let me squash my opponent (both of which happen to me in the WWE games all the time -

No. Stop it. Bad. No. Stop.

The sheer aggressiveness of this response confirms how inaccurate it is.

I can’t decide who I like more: Good Janet, Bad Janet, or Stoned (Good) Janet.

Does she finally get to put that Australian accent she’s worked so hard on to full use?

Michael sobbing “You guys... You’re my friends. I wanted to save you.” It wasn’t the laugh but it was close enough for a mideseason episode.

So John Teti resigned ONION/AV Club

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Nothing put me in a better mood this year than “Jump Up, Super Star” from Super Mario Odyssey. So unless you hate jazz or Nintendo, here you go:

That’s the Doorway Effect at work. There were some studies on it a few years ago. If I recall correctly, their explanation was that we create a general map of our immediate environment in our heads, and doorways serve to section off areas, so when we pass through one we replace our previous mental map with one of the

My favorite one

Wow - Clare Danes is married to Hugh Dacey from Hannibal - who’s dad is a philosophy professor. TIL! These guys really *do* do their homework

ROBBLE!ROBBLE!ROBBLE!ROBBLE!ROBBLE!ROBBLE! eat… drink… play… ROBBLE!ROBBLE!ROBBLE!ROBBLE!ROBBLE!

"Jiminy," thinks Johnny.  "If only I could take a ride in one of those."