Lauren, you didn’t mention the delicious subplot: last night Rask played in his 500th career game. It came against the team that drafted him. Like his first game, he got the win, and by the same score too. And after the game he was interviewed by Andrew Raycroft, the man he was traded for.

Neoliberalism?

Fuck these guys and as we all said the last time, let them build their own field.

Darnold: Shh! Listen! I can hear the ghosts now too.

It’s racist against white people to suggest that the 30% hit their stocks took in 2008-2009 wasn’t the worst suffering anyone withstood in that period.

Anytime I see Orlovsky telling us what QBs should or shouldn’t do, I can’t help but remember the time HE RAN OUT THE BACK OF HIS OWN GODDAMNED ENDZONE!

2009, a time of economic recession locally and nationally

Back and to the left.  Back and to the left

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

Right now in Chicago it seems like football is the best amateur spor.... wait, they get *paid* to do that? Well, then. Carry on.

Luckily for both Martindale and Peters, neither had to eat any crow

You are mother fucking right it did!

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

For Wisconsin, the visit to Illinois was the moment...

They don’t even have a gunner spread out to the side the punter ran to. There are at least two defenders on that side whose ONLY JOB is to ensure that the ball is kicked away and no bull shit happens. No pullers to gain numbers advantage, no misdirection...just the punter and his open field savvy. You make this call…

That Colts play is a masterpiece. It invokes such feelings of despair and helplessness. It’s like watching a hopelessly overmatched kid half-heartedly try something against an opponent, knowing in advance that they’re doomed, and it is so ill-conceived and embarrassing that you can’t even praise them for the effort. Th…

“I’m kinda shy but mostly excited. And courageous.”

But now I think that it's the little things you have to look for, because in the day-in/day-out of marriage, the little things add up. Little annoyances like a nail biting habit or leaving filled water glasses everywhere are really easy to overlook during a relationship when the bigger things—the way your partner…