IME Wear sweatpants or use a towel when first starting on the ITs, and use the softest roller you have or can get your hands on.

He’s obviously trying to make a play for the ball(s).

The guy on the top right looks like Trump, just left in the oven a bit longer.

If they’d only had more guns in Texas, this wouldn’t have happened.

Just like it’s not really cannibalism if I don’t eat the bones, because you need bones to make full people.

The Osprey you have pictured should be all alone at #1, above all other types of hawk and eagle. Those fuckers can dive into water at full speed, maneuver underwater to catch a fish, and come out of water all badass like a submarine from The Hunt For Red October.

Ha. In what way are the students at the school being punished, exactly?

Kornheiser just looks like that.

The bells of justice ring: “ding, dong.”

That call was boarderline to begin with.

Well I’d be hiring a different plumber then!

She should have pointed out that his tits are pretty feminine looking and that was confusing her.

Great! Fuck Curt Schilling.

I’m willing to bet that most 29 year-olds would like to also temporarily forget that they were 29.

“A year later” from “as soon as May 2016" is still about 370 days in the future. You must be a really, really good reporter to know what’s happening then!

Because it’s adequate yogurt.

SCHILLINGFREUDE

Considering he’s out of football, can we start calling him Johnny Alcohol by default now?

Reduce your ability to walk the day after doing these for the first time, because your hammies will be so sore.

Because most other religious schools are rape factories anyways, so naturally when you graduate from rape high school you go to rape college.