You've been waiting for some time to make that joke, haven't you?

"The all new Ford Bukkake Van! For all your massive loads!"

I can onluy assume that he accidentally added an extra zero.

Because we would bring a violent end to the vibrant and diverse ecology currently flourishing on Mercury? Are you afraid that the mineral's feelings would be hurt?

I'm offended that the black glory holes are the biggest. That's just a myth.

Because whenever I eat pizza I think to myself "What this pizza needs is more wieners."

Very well, then

Pretty soon they'll start showing ads over the cover image and greying out everything below it until the ad is finished. That would get annoying.

1959 Apache, I have a 58 in my stable that's on a 85 Suburban 4x4 frame. Soon to go on a '78 pickup frame set up for rockcrawling. :D

It doesn't prove that he was Koo Koo for Coco puffs either, but I don't think they claimed it did.

Based on that title, I assume you script for the adult film industry.

"A gun" is awfully vague, but I'm assuming that they mean some sort of a handgun. "A knife" is even more vague since they are used by just about everyone more or less daily. Kitchen knife or pocket knife? Fixed blade or folding pocket knife? Crocodile Dundee style comically huge Bowie knife or a small paring knife?…

I recently bought my daughter a Ken doll that has a voice recorder built into his belly, with three buttons on his back that make the pitch of what you record higher, lower, or normal. Default is lower, so my somewhat low voice sounds like Old Scratch. I had a blast making Ken say things like "It puts the lotion on…

Silly putty FTW! I have a 4 lb wad of metallic blue putty, my kids love the stuff.

I get over 100k out of a set of tires on my car running them at max pressure, radial tires don't balloon in the middle like bias-ply used to, so I really don't see any reason to not inflate tires to the max sidewall pressure, unless you want a squishy ride or you're trying to maximize traction. I imagine that you'd…

Anything nicer than what I drive. Because stupid spoiled brats, mumble mumble...

A classic muscle car. Poor soon-to-be-destroyed classic muscle car.

Totally! I just found out the Titanic was for reals too!

Tire pressure is a funny thing, the manufacturer's recommended pressures are generally really low for my tastes. I think they put the minimum pressure required so the car has a nice firm ride. I inflate my tires to the max sidewall pressure all the time, people always tell me it will cause the tires to wear in the…

Last I checked, if you want to park your car on your property then you're perfectly free to do so, barring HOA rules and such. The way things are going though I'm pretty sure that at some point the government will want to tell you what you can or can't do with your property, on your property.