Great article, but it forgot to include the phrases 'war on white people', 'the liberal agenda', and any reference to the Benghazi cover up…

This is great news. Maybe he can actually hire a screen writer this time?

One thought: The costume designer for this show is clearly a laugh riot… They have Mr. Serious Investigator wearing a Rodney Dangerfield sleaze-sport coat (with an orange pocket square!) and then a V-neck T-shirt underneath (which is cut low enough to see some chest pec…) This is what herpes looks like on a first…

13 year-old boys make the sexiest women. There, I said it.

Forbes is the National Enquirer of the business press… Read the article and it muddles the return on investment (ROI) metric that they are attempting to examine from the get go…

Ain't that the truth?

I have a weak spot it as well… As a kid I was traveling all around Europe with my parents in the mid-70's, and the movie does such a great job recreating the feeling and tension of those attacks (from what I remember, anyway). It was always RIGHT THERE: When we were waiting for a flight at Athens airport we ate…

Has enough time past that we can actually make legitimate critiques of Nolan's Batman movies without having to endure the contradictory rebuttals of: It's just a comic book movie - or - Nolan is a genius, how dare you have an issue with his work?

Okay, now I totally get why this column exists. Nicely done.

Truly… I'm not sure if there is anything more embarrassing than a major news source attempting cultural criticism, whether it be of music, art, or whatever.

Good comment. Back in high school I had a knowledgeable friend explain the power of The Producer on U2 material - he was like, "Hear that shiny synth there? You think the edge wanted that? Ha!" Now, of course, I can't listen to anything by them and not hear Brain Eno's, etc. influence, adding a layer of frosting…

I think we get your point, its just a bit off-topic and pedantic: the correct definitions of the terms don't change the fact that his words were utterly moronic and suggest that he is a pathetic person who ironically doesn't comprehend 'justice' for the people that exploit minors.

There is an article on Salon.com about parenting a kid who 'won't get into an Ivy League university' which is pretty f-ing ripe for snark… Just sayin'.

I thought that nice boy did such a good job in The Spiderman. Although he should eat more and maybe get out in the sun.

I think the point of the tax mentions, is to underline that the movie apparently has no discernible reason for existing, other than some obscure financial wrangling. The tax-thing is a funny and sardonic device (in my opinion) and I think gets at the lack of artistic inspiration that baffles me when I watch flicks…

I'm waiting for the song about a diaper-wearing astronaut who disguised herself in a wig, dark glasses and a trench coat, and drove across the US to confront the so-called other woman. Maybe it has a reggae beat and vocals by Dolly Parton? Not entirety sure…

Ebert has a lot of these "you have got to be kidding" moments, the most laughable was his embarrassing Robocop review, in which he apparently lacks all sophistication regarding his interpretation of irony and overstatement.

Wasn't this little man-child spitting on his fans from a balcony? Not sure what qualifies as 'moral offense', but he already has a lifetime of ill will coming at him.

Indeed… it really bothered me when I found out it was merely a re-bodied Corvette, not the genuine article. They piped in the V-12 sounds, apparently.

I heard your dad went into a restaurant, and ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant.