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Absolutely! The producers / writers, etc. had great choice in cars as props: There's an amazing Ferrari Daytona in one episode which is so awesomely posed its like a co-star. Same with a Jaguar E-Type that gets banged up and the bad guy's Bentley ('Greenhouse Jungle', I think)…. 'Etude in Black' features some very

I checked out Clickhole at its launch and soon after made a solemn vow to never do so again.

Just my opinion, but I think 80% of Bin Laden's real goal was to have people back home chant his name in the streets (which he definitely got). Just like the asshole bully you knew in 8th grade, he didn't really care one way or another about the nerds sitting next to him, but craved the approval of other assholes in

I'm wondering if my sarcasm was missed.

Looper opened with approximately 3 minutes of narration(!), recycled endless cliches (the stripper with a heart of gold, etc) and continually botched its own time travel rules… etc, etc. I don't mean to be a dick, but good Lord, apparently the standards for writing/directing are pretty f-ing low these days. This is

Totally… Like when people offered criticisms of the Iraq Invasion, etc. they were just hatefully Bush-bashing… (History sure proved them wrong!)

Ha…! Thank you… I am now putting Crash on my official 'Avoid at all costs' list. From the sound of it, only the casting of Gwyneth Paltrow could make the film worse.

Is it too much to hope that the executives who pushed this trash will somehow pay a price for their incompetence? Does that even happen anymore?

I was also thinking the lifted piece of paper suggested the voyeurism of Psycho

I am amused by the idea that Microsoft executives of any color actually have customer interests at heart and are personally concerned about criticisms their products / software receives in the market. Yup, that is amusing.

Yes… This hatesong attempts to make the same point as Brian Posehn's hatesong (targeting Katy Perry), which stupidly insists that beauty, success, riches, popularity, etc. preclude artists from taking the perspective of people that have NONE of those things. I understand that it is certainly more difficult for

Once in the south of England I got stuck between two villages that had really poor bus connections… put my thumb out, and wow, was given a lift after only about 10 minutes of walking alongside the road. That was back in the 80's, and I wouldn't have done it, but I once read that hitchhiking was more acceptable over

Is this the same Howard Stern that made jokes about the kids killed at Columbine, as it was happening…? Of course it is. Here's a thought: If you are sincere about not being a little pathetic dickless man, its probably best NOT to appear on programs run by little pathetic dickless men like Stern.

Here's how it works: If they have dark skin and foreign sounding names - terrorist. If they are fat white guys with guns - patriots exercising their 2nd Amendment rights.

Just watched this on netflix instant download… How the f$%# does this sort of lazy work get a 'B'…?

When I noticed that Whedon wrote the abomination that was Alien: Resurrection, I was like, "yup."

Manic pixie dream girl… I can't be the only one who checks out every time they read this annoying phrase - can I? I do believe its time to elevate and then recycle to death another catchphrase for a mildly common TV / movie trope.

In 1983 every cool girl in 8th grade thought Billy Idol was awesome… I'm curious - who is 2014's Billy Idol…?

"How fast do you think this AMC Pacer can go around this corner?"

I think this is a great column, but - ugh - why do 75% of these musicians and people that are supposed to have an intimate relationship to this art form turn into 13-year old boys when it comes time to discuss the 'why' regarding their hatesong? 'It sucks', criticism of dance moves, etc is worthless criticism… Then