No need to pad the score against the Thai. 

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team:

the important thing is that everybody tried hard and had fun

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Right-Wing Nutjob Aborts Full-Term Baby in Public

Just curious, was there a moment when you thought not to make this comment, because that was a critical moment. 

It’s not just them, Gen-X got fucked too; I still have six-figure debt decades out, from a state school, in significant part because during my entire course of study, I was prevented from accessing Pell grants because of my “rich” family.

“That was the best sporting event I’ve ever attended” my mother who if you had asked her 2 years ago would have said she didn’t like basketball. She went to 10+ games this year. Thank you Joker, Jamal and Mike Malone 

Announcer: SANTA MARIA!!!

The thing is, you can regain your swagger playing Chinese basketball, but you lose all your confidence again an hour later.

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.

I bruised my hand raking leaves yesterday.

Did someone say Chuck E Cheese

No one cares about your fantasy team, NBA.

Calling light contact on shots would be fine if the blatant shoulder barge to make the space for the step-back was ALSO called as a foul.

I work with people with tic disorders. This looks familiar to me. I’m certainly not diagnosing the guy, but maybe take it easy on him. It can be frustrating and embarrassing for people with tics to be in a public space and have difficulty controlling their bodily movements.

Part of this is due to that aforementioned body, which manages to be both gangly and plump, and totally out of place during an era in which the NBA is ruled by guys with Street Shark physiques.

Spoken as always like someone who doesn’t do the barest of homework. I know this is hard for you to comprehend, but ATL UTD would be the 4th biggest draw in your beloved La Liga. United players aren’t pretending to be Atlanta big shots, they are Atlanta big shots.