Part of this is due to that aforementioned body, which manages to be both gangly and plump, and totally out of place during an era in which the NBA is ruled by guys with Street Shark physiques.

Spoken as always like someone who doesn’t do the barest of homework. I know this is hard for you to comprehend, but ATL UTD would be the 4th biggest draw in your beloved La Liga. United players aren’t pretending to be Atlanta big shots, they are Atlanta big shots.

I’m not even a huge fan of MLS, but mannnn, fuck off with the tone of this article.

“Hand of Dog” as it’s known in Argentina

They had to attempt the headbutt again after the first one was called back for offsides.

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

“The hills are alive with the sound of, AAAAAHHHHHHH!”

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

They were always destined for extinction.

What do you get when your roster depletes?

Listen to the video. You’ve gotten the exchange wrong.

Dom, love the NFL writing you’ve been doing. A real highlight on Deadspin or any platform for that matter.

ahhh you should check out the podcast Welcome to Night Vale... cause the description of this sounds so very similar to me...

I hadn’t even heard of the Red Sox until just now, so you’re probably right.

[casts stone, sees it not going far enough, runs underneath to catch it, casts again]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH DISMISSION

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

Oh how soon you forget how women fighters in Battlefield 1 ruined the game’s realism.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”