Jerry doing sports and Stewart Klein on Channel 5 doing movie reviews - that was some high level sarcasm.

The minute the Money Store replaced Phil with Jim Palmer is the minute I stopped going there for my high interest second mortgage loans, thank you.

Channel 11 kicked ass. They had TV Pix, the Odd Couple/Honeymooners perfecta and the greatest local sportscaster of all time, Jerry Girard.

So he's the new Artie Grossman?

I only eat people in my neighborhood. All about local sourcing,

Fair point. I included them with older siblings. A greater source of terror was older siblings' friends. The terror of an older sibling without the check of "I'm telling mom!"

When I was a kid, the system was simple:

JJ Putz

Mama's Family: Electric Boogaloo

It's definitely worse than the Far-cide though.

What about Junior Samples Junior?

This is a truly underrated movie, for the quotes alone.

He was misinterpreted. He, Hugo and Karen were everywhere together in the 1970s. However, he and Jack haven't spoken in years.

Not sure that I see the Prius-driving NRA member as inherently contradictory. The NRA is a bunch of d***less p***ies (profanity blocking software at work) who need guns to feel better about themselves. Doesn't mean some are not interested in protecting the environment and/or paying less for gas. Assuming they all…

I'd like to free her tatas.

Denominator? I hardly even know her.

Derrick and Shawna? Not in Northern NJ. West Caldwell is Jake, Shawn or Michael for boys, Jessica or Samantha for girls.

Pete became the BTK Killer? I didn't see that coming.

I would assume that, as a rich prep school kid of his generation, that he would've been required to take French for several years.

Different world. Back then, no one had credit cards. There wasn't much you could do with the number. I also have no idea if it was said aloud.